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Better Life Horse Owner Mug – Funny Horse Gifts

$22.00

You: two jobs and a packed lunch. The horse: physio, a fitted saddle and a rug for every weather event. A funny horse mug for owners who know exactly where the money goes.

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Funny horse mug with a cartoon horse in sunglasses lounging on a deck chair and the words I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have A Better Life
Better Life Horse Owner Mug – Funny Horse Gifts
$22.00

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Funny horse mug with a cartoon horse in sunglasses lounging on a deck chair and the words I Work Hard So My Horse Can Have A Better Life
Better Life Horse Owner Mug – Funny Horse Gifts
$22.00

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    Somewhere in Australia, right now, a horse is being fitted for its third rug of the season by someone who has not bought themselves new shoes since last year.

    This mug is for that person. You are seen. Your horse is fine, by the way. Better than fine.

    A Funny Horse Mug for the One Paying the Bills

    A smug chestnut horse reclines in a striped deck chair, back legs crossed, dark sunglasses on, holding a tall iced drink with a straw and a slice of lemon. He has clearly never worked a day in his life.

    Around him, in bold black capitals, it reads “I WORK HARD SO MY HORSE CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE”. The cartoon style is thick-lined and bright, so the joke lands at a glance.

    Agistment, Farrier, Dentist, Repeat

    Horse ownership is a simple financial plan. Money comes in, the horse hears about it, and money goes out again. The farrier is due every six weeks and the vet has your number saved as a favourite.

    And still you would not swap it. That is the joke, and every horse owner is in on it.

    Mug Details

    • Bright white ceramic with bold, high-contrast artwork
    • An 11oz mug holding about 325mL, for the coffee that funds the horse
    • Can go in the dishwasher and the microwave
    • Printed in Australia in chestnut brown, navy, teal and solid black
    • Sent in a white gift box

    Who Should Get This Mug?

    • Horse owners who have stopped adding up the receipts
    • Partners who would like the point made gently
    • Agistment mates who split the hay order
    • Parents bankrolling a pony club career

    It is a crowd-pleaser for a birthday or as a present between stable friends, and nobody ever claims it is not true.

    More Laughs in the Stable

    For more where this came from, have a look through all of our horse mugs, including the ever-suspicious Neigh-bourhood Watch.

    Add it to your cart and Mug Face will print it and post it anywhere in Australia.

    Got questions?

    Better Life horse owner mug: your questions answered

    About this mug

    Who is the Better Life horse owner mug a good gift for?

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    Horse owners, and the partners and parents who help pay for the horse. It suits anyone who jokes about agistment, farrier and vet bills.

    What does the design look like?

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    A cartoon chestnut horse in dark sunglasses lounging on a striped deck chair with an iced drink, surrounded by the words "I WORK HARD SO MY HORSE CAN HAVE A BETTER LIFE" in bold black capitals.

    Do you have other funny horse mugs?

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    Yes, our horse mugs include several funny designs alongside cute and artistic ones.

    Delivery and care

    Do you deliver across Australia?

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    Yes, to every state and territory by Australia Post, and shipping is free when you order 2 or more items. We only ship within Australia.

    How is the design printed, and will it last?

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    Every mug is hand-printed in Australia using sublimation printing on an 11oz ceramic mug. We like to be upfront: like every sublimation print, the colours will gradually soften with use and washing. It is made for everyday drinking, and a favourite mug that has worn in a little is part of its charm.

    How do I look after it?

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    The sublimation print is dishwasher safe, so you can load it up with the rest of the kitchen. To keep the colours looking fresh for longer, a hand wash with a soft sponge is kinder than a scourer.

    Additional information

    Weight0.4 kg
    Dimensions12 × 13 × 14 cm
    Material

    Ceramic

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